A wise old woman once said
Whats the best form of birth control after age fifty? Nudity
Do you know why womens work is never done? We don't get up early enough.
Dog is mans best friend??? What kind of friend would remove your testicals??
A perfect summer day is when the sun is shining, a breeze is blowing, the birds are singing and the lawn mower is broken.
Do you know how I prevent sagging?? I eat until the wrinkles fill out.
Now I'm leaving to go to work. Take care and behave. Love, Miss Mary
Do you know why womens work is never done? We don't get up early enough.
Dog is mans best friend??? What kind of friend would remove your testicals??
A perfect summer day is when the sun is shining, a breeze is blowing, the birds are singing and the lawn mower is broken.
Do you know how I prevent sagging?? I eat until the wrinkles fill out.
Now I'm leaving to go to work. Take care and behave. Love, Miss Mary
I just cant help myself..you so funny..
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