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The Cowboy Boots...............(Anyone who has ever dressed a child
>will love this one!)
>
>Did you hear about the Texas teacher who was helping one of her
>kindergarten students put on his cowboy boots?
>He asked for help and she could see why..
>
>Even with her pulling and him pushing, the little boots still didn't
>want to go on. By the time they got the second boot on, she had worked
>up a sweat. She almost cried when the little boy said, 'Teacher,
>they're on the wrong feet.' She looked, and sure enough, they were. It
>wasn't any easier pulling the boots off than it was putting them on.
>She managed to keep her cool as together they worked to get the boots
>back on, this time on the right feet..
>He then announced, 'These aren't my boots.' She bit her tongue rather
>than get right in his face and scream, 'Why didn't you say so?' like
>she wanted to. Once again, she struggled to help him pull the
>ill-fitting boots off his little feet. No sooner had they gotten the
>boots off when he said, 'They're my brother's boots. My mom made me
>wear 'em.'
> Now she didn't know if she should laugh or cry. But, she mustered up
>what grace and courage she had left to wrestle the boots on his feet
>again. Helping him into his coat, she asked, 'Now, where are your
>mittens?' He said, 'I stuffed 'em in the toes of my boots.'
>
>She will be eligible for parole in three years!
>
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