All of ya'll were missed

Due to the confidence agreement everybody on the cruise had to sign I cannot tell you what was said or what was done. I can't tell you who showed out or who wore a halo. I can tell you that I was the best behaved person in our group. We were an awesome group. Our table was the best dressed and the best behaved on ship. The company was wonderful, the sunrises were out of this world. Food I have never dreamed of eating, Room was just right. The service unbelievable. My roommate (JuJu)was perfect.. The trip down and back was great. I could not have had a better trip. It was a once in a lifetime perfect vacation. I want to thank everyone who made it possible and made it so special for me. Love, Miss Mary

Now Miss Mary you know that I did wear a halo the whole time, next to you being the best behaved I was next in line.  Well what can I say?  Yes we were a well dressed table.  Now what was that JuJu called my sweater?  Road Kill?   Bobby said it was my deceased Pomeraine.    You do reemember that we do have some pictures of some one in her bikini?   My arm was twisted and made to take them.   We did have a good time and it was so good to get to spend them few days with you.  Can't wait to see you at the reunion.  

Now lets see the way I heard the picture story was you saying Ya'll watch me I'm going to sneak over and take pictures of that old lady in her swimsuit. I will have a slave for life. Either she does what I say or I'll publish the pictures. Now you also don't have to tell them everybody I looked so bad that I was ordered to put some more clothes on.
But............... I do have to say I was not the worst looking person in a swimsuit. There was an 85 year old woman in her bikini and her husband was as old and wearing a speedo. That picture is burned in my memory and I pray it will fade in time. Love,Miss Mary

Miss Mary  I don't have that camera with those pictures your roommate does.   She is one who twisted my arm real bad.  Yes Mam there were others who looked a darn lot worse than us.  I am telling all of OH that we were one nice looking bunch, and I even mean in swim suits.   I am just glad that I did not see the speedo.   Ask JuJu what I told her about you and your swimsuit?   Lady you are not old, we are just spring chicks.  We did have a lot of chicks in our group and they all looked fantastic and the men what can we say about them? 

You two looked great in your suits.  Now...I will not even dare try that LOL.  Well, maybe around lunch on the Lido deck I should.  Then we would be first in line...heck...we would be the only ones in line LOLOLOL.  Seriously, you all did look fantastic and we were the best group on the ship.  Louise, I thought your pomeraniane was very pretty!!  That picture was awesome!! 

I did notice you were favoring your right arm a little. But I had no idea Judy had twisted it. Her having the pictures on her camera is like money in the bank because I also took pictures of her when she was unaware. I know my secrets are safe. She would never want me to release some of these pics.  Love, Miss Mary

For those newbies, who do not know these three characters, do not believe a word of what they tell you about the cruise.  If you ever see them together, you will know that they were most likely not the quiet little demure ladies they are pretending to be.  They were most likely the envy of the ship for having a good time.  And if you go to any of the dinner across the state, you know that they did not have the quietest table on the ship.  DO NOT BELIEVE THESE STORIES.....

I second what Karla is saying...DO NOT BELIEVE THESE STORIES!!!   
Best Behaved & Quietest?  ... I don't know where they come up with these stories???   

Its like this, you will just have to go next time,and see for your self.We looked,acted and smelled wonderful..there were a few stinkies,but most of the time we were out side or would blame it on someone else.then sometime we stepped on the elevator just as the culprit got off.those were the worst.�Oh and Miss Mary,Thanks for the compliment,you were like wise.It was a pleasure spending time with you.We have so mu*****ommon its scary.Louise Im sorry I called your beautiful sweater road kill.I was just jealous you were warm and I was cold.your pic in the sweater was awsome..Looking forward to seeing all of you at the reunion..Juju

Judy that was a warm sweater.  I just thought your comment was so funny, I had been calling it a cat and then Bobby said it looked more like my little deceased puppy.     Can't wait to see you at the reunion.  Try and stay warm today.