CONFESSION!

Hi everyone...especially those going on the cruise...I have a confession to make!

             I'M SO JEALOUS!!!!


I really wish I was going with you!!! You are going to have so much fun!  Miss Mary is going to be dancing on tables in her bikini, JuJu will be telling funny stories and jokes, Jimmy will be going up and down the circular elevator, Debbie, Carmen and Louise will be tanning on the top deck with a tall cool drink and they will be laughing at everyone else. 

You will all be partying together, eating dinner together, watching the shows, having all that fun without me!!!!  I WILL SAY IT AGAIN...I AM JEALOUS!!!  BUT, I WILL ALSO SAY I LOVE YOU GUYS AND I HOPE YOU HAVE A WONDERFUL TIME!!!!! (even though I won't be there)

Connie you and your husband will have to go on the next cruise.   Yes I know for a fact that I am going to be uptop in one of those lounge chairs sunning and tanning.  I don't know about that cool drink for me,  I have gone back to water only and it will be on ice.   When the cruise is announced for next year go ahead and sign up and pay on it ever month.  If your ears burn while we are gone you will know that we are talking about you.  

Hey Louise,

I hope it will work out that we can go on the next one!

You can put tha****er in a tall glass while you are tanning uptop! 

Ya'll will have too many other things to do than to talk about me...I'm boring!  Of course, you can make things up!! LOL  If my ears start burning I will know why!

Have a blast!!

I don't know what you are talking about. I will be the poster child for the well behaved adult. I am always well behaved. The tales of my escapades have been greatly overblown. Oh the shame of it all. My reputation is in ruins(how much money are you worth anyway and how good is your lawyer)
I do intend on having a good time but all who know me will have to sign a agreement of confidentily. I do wish you were going to. You could help JuJu. She is suspose to be my handler or my keeper or something like that. We will talk about you. I will try to make up lies to entertain the others. Hey, that may be where my reputation comes from. Somebody on the cruise last year made up tales about me. Yeap, thats what happened. Now I just have to look for the person with the wildest imagination to find out who told these wild stories about me. I will be thinking about you. Love, Miss Mary

Hey Miss Mary,

I am so poor I don't have a lawyer.  If you sue me, you would have to loan me money to hire one!  LOL 

If I was going I would be no help to JuJu.  She would just have someone else to 'handle' or 'keep'!  We could really give them a run for their money Miss Mary.  I don't know if the ship could handle the both of us at the same time!! LOL

I think people started making up things about you way before the cruise last year.  If memory serves me (and it usually doesn't...it usually leaves me) I believe they started those table dancing rumors about you several years ago at some of the dinners.  I wasn't able to be at any of them so I believed what they said.  Debbie and Jimmy have pretty wild imaginations...but I'm not accusing anyone!  JuJu has told some wild stories too!!!  Louise said she would be talking about me and now you mention that too...boy ya'll will have to be pretty bored on that ship if I am your topic of conversation!  I hope you have more to do that that!! ROFLMBO!!!  Have fun Miss Mary...you deserve it!!!

Connie...you come on and go with us next year.  We always have such a good time.  We will be announcing the next one shortly after we come back from this one.  SOOOOO   get ready.  You book with us.  I promise you...it will be the best time.  It is so good.  I love ya!!!!