shoppin, shopping. shopping

My poor brain still doesn't realize I'm retired and not bringing in a paycheck. I had to make an unexpected trip to Huntsville today.I made a few stops at my regular stores. One store I got 4 tops for @2.50. The next I got 15 books for $4. Then I went to Burkes and fell in love with a blouse. I want to wear it on the cruise. It broke my heart but I paid full price for it. $15. But then I also got a pair of black shorts, white jeans shorts, and brown capri and a pair of shoes and a book. The total was $22 so that wasn't bad. I have it figured out. I will have to live to be 107 years old to wear all the clothes I have.
Everything fit perfect. But I an having a little trouble understanding something. I checked my BMI last week and I am still classified as overweight. But my pants are size 6. So I guess I'm a fat size 6.
Yesterday I recieved a nice gift. It was a wall placque. It had two cats on it and said CRAZY CAT LADY. It just fit me to a T. I hope everyone has had a good a day as I have had. I love to shop. Love, Miss Mary

Now MIss Mary you are not going to be needing all those new clothes on that cruise.  You will want to wear that bikini for those 2 days we are at sea.  I know that you are getting excited and so am I.  It is going to be here before we know it. 

I am so excited. I was trying on swim suits a 5 AM. I have to be careful looking in the mirror but I had to see which one looked the worst. I have to admit it could have been worse. Not much but some. I just hate that they don't make bloomer swim suits anymore. The ones that are long sleeved, high necked down to your ankles.Oh well, progress I guess. It won't be a bikini because I hate for people to tell me my suit needs ironing. But I figure all women are dissatisfied with their body why should I be any different. This is as good as it gets and I'm as happy as can be because I'm healthy. . I'm sure I won't look any worse than most 90 year olds.
I'll see you soon. Love, Miss Mary

Hello my friend.  Only a few more days!!!  We are going to have such a good time.  We can SHOP on that big boat.  I can't buy anything but I can SHOP.  They are pretty proud of everything they have!!!

MISS MARY GONE WILD already!!!!!  LOL  We are gonna have a ball!!!

Carmen tell John we will need to stop at all the thrift stores,wal-marts,and Mcdonalds between your place and Jacksonville. maybe we need to leave a day or 2 before ?? I wonder when Mary plans om reading all those books? we excited can you tellhugs to all Juju

I guarantee you I'm not planning on reading on the boat. You might want to bring your roller skates if you intend to keep up with me. I've done read two of the books. On my third. I read while I work. I'm going back to work tonight. I need a little extra money if I'm going to shop until I drop. I don't need anything else. I am saying I'm thru, finished, done , over with. Well, unless somebody has a good sale. see you soon. Love, Miss Mary