Funny

Subject:   Wedding Planning at "The HOME"


  Jacob, age 92, and Rebecca, age 89, living in Florida, are all excited
about their decision to get married.
  They go for a stroll to discuss the wedding, and on the way they pass
a CVS Drugstore. Jacob suggests they go in.

  Jacob addresses the man behind the counter: "Are you the owner?"

  The pharmacist answers, "Yes."

  Jacob: "We're about to get married. Do you sell heart Medication?"

  Pharmacist: "Of course we do.

  Rebecca: "How about medicine for circulation?"

  Pharmacist: "All kinds"

  Jacob: "Medicine for rheumatism?"

  Pharmacist: "Definitely."

  Rebecca: "How about suppositories?"

  Pharmacist: "You bet!"

  Rebecca: "Medicine for memory problems, arthritis and Alzheimer's?"

  Pharmacist: "Yes, a large variety. We have the works."

  Jacob: "What about vitamins, sleeping pills, Geritol, antidotes for
Parkinson's disease?"

  Pharmacist: "Absolutely."

  Jacob: "Everything for heartburn and indigestion?"

  Pharmacist: "We sure do."

  Rebecca: "You sell wheelchairs and walkers and canes?"

  Pharmacist: "All speeds and sizes"

  Jacob: "Adult diapers?"

  Pharmacist: "Sure"

  Rebecca: "Well then, we'd like to use this store as our Bridal
  Registry."

SAD THING MARY IS .............. at that age that would be a good idea LOL