funniest thing I've read in quite a while.
Male Strippers
Last night, my Red Hat friends and I went to a Ladies Night Club.
One of the girls wanted to impress the rest of us, so she pulled out a
$10 bill. When the male dancer came over to us, my friend licked the $10
bill and stuck it to his butt cheek!
Not to be outdone, another friend pulls out a $20 bill.She called the
guy back, licks the $20 bill, and sticks it to his other butt cheek.
In another attempt to impress the rest of us,my third friend pulls out a
$50 bill and calls the guy over, and licks the $50 bill. I'm worried
about the way things are going, but fortunately, she just stuck it to
one of his butt cheeks again.
Seeing the way things are going, the guy races over to me! Now
everyone's attention is focused on me, and the guy is egging me on
to try to top the $50. My brain was churning as I reached for my wallet.
What could I do?
The woman in me took over!
I got out my ATM card, swiped it down the crack of his butt,grabbed the
eighty bucks,and left!!!
Somebody on the board, who shall remain nameless, sent me this. I think it's so funny it needs passed on. I also know two or three of you will always believe I did it no matter how much I protest. Love, Miss Mary
Last night, my Red Hat friends and I went to a Ladies Night Club.
One of the girls wanted to impress the rest of us, so she pulled out a
$10 bill. When the male dancer came over to us, my friend licked the $10
bill and stuck it to his butt cheek!
Not to be outdone, another friend pulls out a $20 bill.She called the
guy back, licks the $20 bill, and sticks it to his other butt cheek.
In another attempt to impress the rest of us,my third friend pulls out a
$50 bill and calls the guy over, and licks the $50 bill. I'm worried
about the way things are going, but fortunately, she just stuck it to
one of his butt cheeks again.
Seeing the way things are going, the guy races over to me! Now
everyone's attention is focused on me, and the guy is egging me on
to try to top the $50. My brain was churning as I reached for my wallet.
What could I do?
The woman in me took over!
I got out my ATM card, swiped it down the crack of his butt,grabbed the
eighty bucks,and left!!!
Somebody on the board, who shall remain nameless, sent me this. I think it's so funny it needs passed on. I also know two or three of you will always believe I did it no matter how much I protest. Love, Miss Mary
I Love it !!! Juju
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