Preacher and the lawnmower
This preacher decided one day to take a ride on his bicycle. As he was riding down the road he saw this young boy standing by the side of the road with a sign that said. LAWN MOWER FOR SALE. The preacher stopped and asked him "Young man why are you selling your lawn mower?" The boy said. "I have always wanted a bicycle and if I can sell this here lawn mower I'm going to buy me one" The preacher thought for a minute and said, "maybe we could work us up a trade. You take my bicycle and I'll take your lawnmower." The little boy agreed and hopped on the bike and gave it a test run. He came back and said it's a deal. The preacher reached down and pulled the rope on the mower. Nothing happened. He pulled again and again and again. He finally told the little boy. "We seem to have a problem here. This mower won't start" The little boy said "Sure it will. You just have to cuss at it first." Well, replied the preacher. I quit cussing over twenty years ago when I was saved and I don't even remember how anymore. The little boy said " Don't worry about it, if you fool with that lawn mower very much it will come back to you!"
Have a good night. Love, Miss Mary
Have a good night. Love, Miss Mary