Funnies

THESE ARE CUTE! Should put a smile on your face
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> Wife: 'What are you doing?'
> Husband : Nothing..
> Wife : 'Nothing...? You've been reading our marriage
> certificate for an hour.'
> Husband : 'I was looking for the expiration date.'
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> Wife : 'Do you want dinner?'
> Husband : 'Sure! What are my choices?'
> Wife : 'Yes or no.'
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> Wife: 'You always carry my photo in your wallet. Why?'
> Hubby: 'When there is a problem, no matter how great, I look at your
> picture and the problem disappears.'
> Wife: 'You see how miraculous and powerful I am for you?'
> Hubby: 'Yes! I see your picture and ask myself what other problem can
> there be greater than this one?'
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> Stress Reliever Girl: 'When we get married, I want to share all your
> worries, troubles and lighten your burden.'
> Boy: 'It's very kind of you, darling, but I don't have any worries or
> troubles.'
> Girl: 'Well that's because we aren't married yet.'
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> Son: ' Mom, when I was on the bus with Dad this morning, he told me to
> give up my seat to a lady.'
> Mom: 'Well, you have done the right thing.'
> Son: 'But mom, I was sitting on daddy's lap.'
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> A newly married man asked his wife, 'Would you have married me if my
> father hadn't left me a fortune?'
> 'Honey,' the woman replied sweetly, 'I'd have married you, NO MATTER WHO
> LEFT YOU A FORTUNE!'
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> Girl to her boyfriend: One kiss and I'll be yours forever
> The guy replies: 'Thanks for the early warning.'
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> A wife asked her husband: 'What do you like most in me, my pretty face
> or my sexy body?'
> He looked at her from head to toe and replied: 'Your sense of humor!
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Hello there my funny friend.  Where did that son of yours take you to eat last night?  Or did you talk him into bringing you a sandwich.

Neither. I called him and told him I just couldn't get up and go. He offered to bring me supper but I just couldn't think of anything I wanted to eat. So I ate a pack of peanut butter crackers. And called it supper. I didn't have to work today so I slept late. I got up and went to the library and had some papers copied. Insurance can be a pain. I had fifty something papers to mail but wouldn't mail them without having copies made. The library does copies for 10cents a copy so I got all that took care of. Went to the thrift store. Then by Freds. Then the service station. I was to tired to get anything to eat so came on home. I got home and ate some chips and dip. Then the mailman came. And guess what I got.. A wonderful package from some wonderful people. Thank you so much. I love puzzels and I love Thomas Kinkade. Both are beautiful. I have not read the book and have not tried the snacks. Well, I have tried them now. And they are delisious. I appreciat the card. Most of all I appreciate all the prayers and thoughts you send my way. I was sort of down in the dumps today so this just perked me up and reminded me that I am loved. Thank you. Love Miss Mary

Aunt Mary, you just won't do!  I had to read those out to Lucy and Torey.  We all got a laugh. 

Now, as for you!  You better be eating more than p'nut butter crackers!  LOL  Don't' make me bfing you supper and lunch. 

WE LOVE YOU!  Call me if you need anything. 

 Those Hydrangeas are doing beautifully!  The pink one has 2 small flowering blooms on it.  I am waiting for the blue one to do something...it's just being slower about growing I think!  I've potted them on my front porch for "show" instead of putting them in the ground for now.  They seem to be fairing well in the pots.
I love you Aunt Mary! 

I wondered if they took. I want to get me one this fall to go in the corner by my porch. Everytime I see a hydrangea I think of you. Take care. Love, Aunt Mary