Miss Marys favorite diet tips

1. Never go back for seconds-----get it all the first time.
2. Set your scales back 5 pounds.
3. Never accept a candygram.
4, Don't date Chef Boyarde
5. Vegetables are a must on a diet---I suggest carrot cake, zucchini bread and pumpkin pie.
6. Never start a diet cold turkey-------maybe cold roast beef, cold lasagna.......
7. Try to cut back. Leave the cherry off your ice cream sundae.
8. Hang around people who are larger than you are.

hahaha ... I'll have to remember #4 when I screen potential dates.

Janice

Miss Mary, thank you for the smiles and laughs....you can make a dreary day look bright.  Thank you for the uplifting comments, jokes and stories.  FArmgirl58

I love you Miss Mary but I am pretty sure diet tips such as these are what got me on the surgery table to begin with...lol!!! But, I am loving me some cold roast beef.....long as it is deli thin cut!