Can't sleep so I'll tell jokes. New Job

So after landing my new job as a Wal-Mart greeter,
a good find for many retirees,
I lasted less than a day......

About two hours into my first day on the job a very loud,
unattractive, mean-acting woman walked into the store with her two kids,
yelling obscenities at them all the way through the entrance.

As I had been instructed, I said pleasantly, 'Good morning and welcome to Wal-Mart.
Nice children you have there. Are they twins?'
The ugly woman stopped yelling long enough to say,
'Hell no, they ain't twins. The oldest one's 9, and the other one's 7.
Why the hell would you think they're twins? Are you blind, or just stupid?'

So I replied,

 ‘I’m neither blind nor stupid, Ma'am,
I just couldn't believe someone slept with you twice.
Have a good day and thank you for shopping at Wal-Mart.'

My supervisor said I probably wasn't cut out for this line of work.

lol...thats great mary...thanks!

Mary, Mary, Mary telling such jokes, I thought that story was true.    I guess you are trying to get use to your bed again that kept you from sleeping.  You needed a little fur baby to cuddle too.  You have these babies so spoiled they go from Glenn to me and back again.    My babies are missing Mary.  Now take care of yourself and behave.

We love you,
Brenda A 

I sure did miss them last night. My stupid cat Teddy used me as a trampoline all night. The other two were still but he was just hyped up. He's a small cat but he is heavy footed. When he jumps down he jars the whole house. You don't here most cats but he sounds like a herd of elephants coming down the hall. Did they ever get the neighbors dog put up?
Ya'll try to get some rest, you have got to be exhausted with all the miles you went. Take care and I'll call you when I get home Thur. Love, Mary