Watch our for the Little Guys

Vickie G.
on 4/27/09 11:01 pm - AL

There was this little guy sitting in a bar, drinking, minding his own business when all of a sudden this great big guy comes in and....WHACK!! ...he knocks the little guy off the bar stool and says, "That was a karate chop from Korea." The little guy thinks "GEEZ, what a jerk!", but he doesn't want any trouble, so he gets back up on the stool and starts drinking again. All of a sudden... WHACK!!...the big guy knocks him down AGAIN and says, "That was a judo chop from Japan." The little guy has finally had enough of this so he leaves. He is gone for an hour or so and when he comes back ... WHACK!!... he knocks the big guy off of his bar stool and out cold! The little guy looks at the bartender and says, "When he comes to, tell him that was a crowbar from Sears!"

Nothing tastes as good as being thinner feels.

I have to walk early in the morning, before my brain figures out what I'm doing.

"Obstacles are what we see when we take our eyes off the goal."