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  ADULT: A person who has stopped growing at both ends and is now growing in the middle.     BEAUTY PARLOR: A place where women curl up and dye.     CANNIBAL: Someone who is fed up with people.     CHICKENS: The only animals you eat before they are born and after they are dead.     COMMITTEE: A body that keeps minutes and wastes hours.     DUST: Mud with the juice squeezed out.     EGOTIST: Someone who is usually me-deep in conversation.     HANDKERCHIEF: Cold Storage.     INFLATION: Cutting money in half without damaging the paper.     MOSQUITO: An insect that makes you like flies better.     RAISIN: Grape with a sunburn.     SECRET: Something you tell to one person at a time.     SKELETON: A bunch of bones with the person scraped off.     TOOTHACHE:   The pain that drives you to extraction.     TOMORROW: One of the greatest labor saving devices of today.     YAWN: An honest opinion openly expressed.     and MY Personal Favorite!!   WRINKLES: Something other people have, similar to my character lines.