NURSES AREN'T SUSPOSE TO LAUGH

Subject: NURSES AREN'T SUPPOSED TO LAUGH
 

 

"Of course I won't laugh, I'm a professional nurse.  In over twenty years
I've never laughed at a patient."

"Okay then,"  Fred said and proceeded to drop his trousers, revealing the
tiniest man thingy the nurse had ever seen..  Length and width, it couldn't
have been bigger than a AAA battery.

Unable to control herself, the nurse started giggling then fell laughing to
the floor.  Ten minutes later she was able to struggle to her feet and
regain her composure.

"I'm so sorry,"  said the nurse.  "I don't know what came over me.  On my
honor as a nurse and a lady, I promise it won't happen again.  Now, tell
me, what seems to be the problem ? "

"It's swollen,"  Fred replied

  

           That was toooo funny Miss Mary.   Good to be back on the board and read your funnies.  LOL
Hope you have a great day.
Shelia