And thats when the fight started
What not to say at the wrong time
One year, a husband decided to buy his mother-in-law a
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One year, a husband decided to buy his mother-in-law a
- cemetery plot as a Christmas gift.
- The next year, he didn't buy her a gift.
- When she asked him why, he replied, "Well,
- you still haven't used the gift I bought you last year!"
- And that's how the fight started.....
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- My wife walked into the den & asked "Whats
- on the tv?"
- I replied "Dust".
- And that's how the fight started.....
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- A woman is standing nude, looking in the bedroom
- mirror.
- She is not happy with what she sees and says to
- her husband, 'I feel horrible; I look old, fat and ugly.
- I really need you to pay me a compliment.'
- The husband replies, 'Your eyesight's damn
- near perfect.'
- And that's how the fight started.....
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- My wife was hinting about what she wanted for our upcoming
- anniversary. She said, 'I want something shiny
- that goes from 0 to 200 in about 3 seconds.
- I bought her a scale.
- And that's how the fight started.....
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- I asked my wife, 'Where do you want to go for our
- anniversary?'
- It warmed my heart to see her face melt in sweet
- appreciation.
- 'Somewhere I haven't been in a long
- time!' she said.
- So I suggested, 'How about the kitchen?'
- And that's when the fight started....
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- My wife and I are watching Who Wants To Be A
- Millionaire while we were in bed. I turned to her and
- said, 'Do you want to have sex?'
- 'No,' she answered.
- I then said, 'Is that your final answer?'
- She didn't even look at me this time, simply saying 'Yes.'
- So I said, 'Then I'd like to phone a friend.'
- And that's when the fight started....
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- I tried to talk my wife into buying a case of Miller
- Light for $14.95.
- Instead, she bought a jar of cold cream for $7.95. I
- told her the beer would make her look better at night than the cold cream.
- And that's when the fight started.....
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- I took my wife to a restaurant. The waiter, for some
- reason, took my order first.
- 'I'll have the strip steak, medium rare, please.'
- He said, 'Aren't you worried about the mad cow?'
- 'Nah, she can order for herself.'
- And that's when the fight started.....
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