Health Issue

Miss Mary
on 1/31/09 4:20 am - Huntsville, AL
Subject: Health Issue   Do you have feelings of inadequacy?
Do you suffer from shyness?
Do you sometimes wish you were more assertive?
If you answered yes to any of these questions,  ask your doctor or pharmacist about Margaritas.
 

Margaritas are the safe, natural way to feel better  and more confident about yourself and your actions.
Margaritas can help ease you out of your shyness and let you tell the world that you're ready and willing to do just about anything.
You will notice the benefits of Margaritas almost immediately and with a regimen of regular doses you can overcome any obstacles that prevent you from living the life you want to live.
Shyness and awkwardness will be a thing of the past and you will discover many talents you never knew you had. Stop hiding and start living, with Margaritas.
Margaritas may not be right for everyone. Women who are pregnant or nursing should not use Margaritas.
However, women who wouldn't mind nursing or becoming pregnant are encouraged to try it.

Side effects may include:

- Dizziness, nausea, vomiting, incarceration
- Erotic lustfulness
- Loss of motor control
- Loss of clothing
- Loss of money  
- Headache
- Dehydration
- Dry mouth
- And a desire to sing Karaoke

WARNING:

The consumption of Margaritas may make you think you are whispering when you are not.

WARNING:

The consumption of Margaritas may cause you to tell your friends over and over again that you love them.

WARNING:
The consumption of Margaritas may cause you to think you can sing.

WARNING:
The consumption of Margaritas may make you think you can logically converse with members of the opposite sex without spitting
     
Carmen G.
on 1/31/09 4:30 am - Lincoln, AL
I love you Miss Mary!!!!
Michele Luv
on 1/31/09 7:52 pm - Birmingham, AL
 Love It!! Love you Miss Mary!! Have a Wonderful BLESSED day my friend!!

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queenieredhead
on 1/31/09 11:52 pm - Huntsville, AL
Love you Miss Mary!  LOL  Did you know that red wine has the same effect on me?  Yep sure does.  Love me a nice glass of cab from time to time.  I haven't lost any clothes yet tho!  LOL  Still waiting on my plastics for that!  

Vicky

"Life is too short not to be happy."

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