Oh Lord help us. It is so dangerous when she is quite. The only reason she ever gets quite is when she is thinking up more mischief. Why oh why can't she behave like me. I try to teach her but she just refuses to listen. Well, lets just batten down the hatches it's coming. Love, Miss Mary
You know this is a little like being in the eye of a hurricane. We know its coming but no matter how we prepare for it the fury still takes us by surprise. Hold on tight. Love, Miss Mary
she has to be up to no good 
Some that will blow your Toupee away 
