Reindeer

According to the Alaska Department of Fish and Game, while
both male and female reindeer grow antlers in the summer
each year, male reindeer drop their antlers at the beginning
of winter, usually late November to mid-December.
Female reindeer retain their antlers till after they give birth in the
spring.

Therefore, according to EVERY historical rendition depicting
Santa's reindeer, EVERY single one of them, from Rudolph
to Blitzen, had to be a girl.

We should've known... ONLY women would be able to drag
a fat old man in a red velvet suit all around the world in one night and not
get lost.

Haha, That has to be true!
True story, did you read about the hunter who thought he had killed a deer and the deer jumped up and attacked him?  It was on the msn page.

I'm going to LOOK for that one Jan!  I need to show this to hubs!!!

  several weeks ago someone sent me a funny story about roping a deer.  I hope I sent it along to you. If not let me know and I'll try to hunt it up. Love, Miss Mary

I don't remember that email???

 Google deer attacks hunter. His name is Randy Goodman and he describes the attack as 15 seconds of he**.. Tell your dh to be very careful. We can't have Mr.  Happy Girl getting hurt.

 i like that one ms. mary

Good one! 

 Love this Miss Mary..girl power!!

I had suspected this all along....lol!!!  We are having one of their cousins for breakfast this morning!