Hit Lyrics

Some of the artists of the 60's are revising their hits with new lyrics to accommodate aging baby boomers.

They include:

Bobby Darin --- 
Splish, Splash, I Was Havin' a Flash.

Herman's Hermits ---
Mrs. Brown, You've Got a Lovely Walker . 

Ringo Starr --- 
I Get By Wi th a Little Help From My Depends. 


The Bee Gees -- - 
How Can You Mend a Broken Hip.

Roberta Flack--- 
The First Time Ever I Forgot Your Face.

Johnny Nash --- 
I Can't See Clearly Now.

Paul Simon--- 
Fifty Ways to Lose Your Liver 

The Commodores ---
Once, Twice, Three Times to the Bathroom.

Marvin Gaye --- 
Heard It Through the Grape Nuts.

Procol Harem--- 
A Whiter Shade of Hair.

Leo Sayer --- 
You Make Me Feel Like Napping.

The Temptations ---  
Papa's Got a Kidney Stone.

Abba--- 
Denture Queen.

Tony Orlando --- 
Knock 3 Times On The Ceiling If You Hear Me Fall.

Helen Reddy --- I Am Woman, Hear Me Snore.

 

Leslie Gore--- It's My Procedure, and I'll Cry If I Want To.

 

And Last but NOT least

Willie Nelson --- On the Commode Again

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Cute!  I think I resemble some of those.....

i personally like another one bites the dust by queen.  bet YOU~ can relate to that too. the there's witchy woman by eagles. another one you~ can relate too.

I do wish I was a witch, I would cast a spell on you. A niceness spell.Praying for you. Miss Mary

dont waste your time or breath .
btw- you dont act like a witch nor do you need to bite the dust.
your name is mary not hag~

Miss Mary, I do believe that a good one for all WLS folks is Ray Charles's BORN TO LOSE.

Too cute! Thanks for sharing....