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''Thanks to you I'll never get to have my own pet dog!! And with that rebecca led carmen out of the house and down to the local dillards. They had a pet section and rebecca knew the owner would find carmen a good home. So after saying good-bye to carmen, and thanking the owner of dillards, rebecca walked backed home and attempted to drown her sorrows by slamming down a half dozen coffees. But rebecca's pitty party came to an abrupt end when her father reminded her about the mess she had neglected to clean up. And low and behold, midway through the clean-up, rebecca suddenly became thankful that someone else was going to have to do it from now on. The End.
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Becky
When I stand before God at the end of my life, I would hope that I would not have a single bit of talent left, and could say, "I used everything you gave me".
Erma Bombeck
When I stand before God at the end of my life, I would hope that I would not have a single bit of talent left, and could say, "I used everything you gave me".
Erma Bombeck
Once upon a time there was a young girl named Brandy. Brandy was 31 years old and lived in Gulf Shores, Alabama. While walking home from school one day, a Pink Cat jumped out from behind a Door and tackled Brandy to the ground. But just when she was about to let out a scream for help, Brandy realized that the Pink Cat was only licking her face, not trying to bite it off. At that moment, Brandy decided to keep the Pink Cat as a pet. And on the way home she decided to name her pet Pink Cat ''Susie.'' When Brandy and her new pet finally got home, guess who was standing on the front porch? That's right, it was Brandy's mother, Donna. And boy was she surprised to see a Pink Cat following Brandy into the yard! ''What in world is that?'' shouted Donna. ''It's a Pink Cat,'' answered Brandy. ''Dah, I can see that, Brandy, but what on earth is it doing here?'' said Donna. ''It's my new pet!'' answered Brandy. ''Oh you think so do you?'' remarked Donna. ''I wouldn't get your hopes up. You know how your father hates Pink Cats. But, well, I suppose you can keep him until your father comes home.'' And with that Brandy grabbed Susie by the scruff of the neck and led her new pet into the house--even though she knew her father was probably going to dissaprove. Once in the house, Brandy and Susie played and played, that is until Brandy's favorite television show, ''Goerge Lopez,'' started. At that point Brandy forgot all about Susie having an unsupervised run of the house. That is until half way through ''Goerge Lopez,'' when Brandy was brought back to reality when she heard her father shout, ''Grrr!!!! Brandy! Get your Butt in the Living Room...NOW!!'' With that Brandy rushed into the Living Room to see what all the fuss was about. When she entered the Living Room, there stood her father, Gary St.John, pointing toward the Bed. ''Will someone please explain that?'' asked her father. Then, as Brandy followed her father's finger to where it was pointing, she instantly knew what her father was so upset about. There, smack dab in the middle of the Bed, was the biggest pile of Cat doo-doo she had ever seen! ''I don't EVEN want to know how that got there,'' said Gary St.John. ''But you had better get it cleaned up now! And you had better get rid of whatever it is that could have done such a thing!'' Well, knowing her father as well as she did, Brandy knew there was no sense even asking her father if she could keep Susie for a pet. So without hesitation, Brandy set out to find where Susie was hiding. After a few minutes of looking, Brandy discovered Susie crouched beneath the table that Brandy did her Playing on computer on. ''Come on, Susie, it's time to find you a new home. And hey, don't look at me that way, I'm not the one who did the dirty deed on the Bed!'' scolded Brandy. ''Thanks to you I'll never get to have my own pet Cat!! And with that Brandy led Susie out of the house and down to the local Wal-Mart. They had a pet section and Brandy knew the owner would find Susie a good home. So after saying good-bye to Susie, and thanking the owner of Wal-Mart, Brandy walked backed home and attempted to drown her sorrows by slamming down a half dozen Sweet Tea w/lemons. But Brandy's pitty party came to an abrupt end when her father reminded her about the mess she had neglected to clean up. And low and behold, midway through the clean-up, Brandy suddenly became thankful that someone else was going to have to do it from now on. The End.
Colossians 3:16~ Let the word of Christ dwell in you richly in all wisdom;teaching and admonishing one another in psalms and hymns and spiritual songs,singing with grace in your hearts to the Lord.
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