I need to give "Thanks" on this special day....

Thanks to Starbucks... for my $250 a month habbit....
Thanks to my NJ early education that really helped me master how not to spell correctly...
Thanks to HowardStern for 25 plus years of laughs....
Thanks to the TheHun.net... for leaving my laptop virus free...
Thanks to my friends when I was 13 for talking me into tasting my first beer...
Thanks to the same friends who left me at my door step and rang my bell and ran away on the same night...
Thanks to the sewer system for working that night...
Thanks to Kelly, huge thanks to Kelly when I was 13 *Wink Wink*...
Thanks to the two red heads in Vegas a couple years ago...
Thanks to cell phones being able to receive pictures from special friends...
Thanks to my parents for not using protection...
Thanks to all the women I have broken up with that haven't stalked me, screw the ones that have!
Thanks to the internet for making me buy less DVD's for late night study sessions...
Thanks to Acura for building a less than great car...
Thanks to the south for making me think every chick is into me since they all say "Hi" down here.. Great ego booster...
Thanks to Starbucks for letting me sit here and get high on Grande' Non-Fat Latte's w/ 2 Splenda's...
Thanks to Al Gore for inventing the internet...
Thanks to the guy that invented implants...
Thanks to the mod that won't delete this post...
Thanks Brett Lorenzo Favre for taking my Jets to only a hand full of winning seasons since I have been born...

Ok... I need a refill

Wow..Chris...so much to be thankful for. 

I am to see someone else has a sense of humor!!

((Chris))

I love the new pic!!!
I am Thankful for some of those things too... however, I don't know Kelly and I don't want the red heads in Vegas
And I don't drink.. but COFFEE yeah.. I love that stuff

I'm thankful for your sense of humor always!
You have a blessed day!!

That's great!  I haven;t stopped laughing yet!!!!

Your post definately got several giggles out of me.

Wow!    Age 13 was a momentous year for you. 

Don't get Tweeked (South Park)out too much on Starbucks.  Election night, when Starbucks offered the free coffee, I went to the three Starbucks in Alabaster, then two over by the Galleria. 

I stayed up all night and organized the garage. I could not turn off.

Have a great day, my friend,
Nanci

ps-I'm glad your parents did not use protection too!




 

My, my...you are ONE thankful man!!!!

Thanks for sharing your list...it was quite amusing.  Glad to see my type of sense of humor.

Sandi...who has many of her own things to be thankful for too!

What a great idea Chris.  Hmm, what can i give "thanks" for...

Thankful that i'm alive, this time last year i spent Turkey Day in the hospital getting a blood transfusion...
Thankful for my special friends who helped me get through all this...
Thankful for daily smiles...
Thanks to Dr. Mailapur, you da man...
Thankful for church parking lots...
Thankful for my cats...
Thanks to the Oklahoma Sooners...
Thanks to my family for putting up with me...
Thankful for size 8 jeans...
Thanks to Lunesta
Thankful for my big mouth and voice...
Thankful for Mexican food...
Thanks to the guy who invented cell phones...
Thankful for my space heater at work...
Thankful for lip stick, sunglasses and tacky purses...
Thanks to the Food Network...
Thanks to the library stalker just for keeping things intereseting...
Oh and Armor All, giant thanks for Armor All...

~Heather

I forgot to add one...

Thankful that Heather finally figured out how to post here...