Case Closed
Several women appeared in court, each accusing the others of causing the trouble they were having in the apartment building where they lived.
The women were arguing noisily even in the court.
The judge, banging his gavel to quiet them, said, "We are going to do this in an orderly manner. I can't listen to all of you at once. I'll hear the oldest first."
The case was dismissed for lack of testimony.
Bank Name
Mother decided that 10-year-old Cathy should get something "practical" for her birthday.
"Suppose we open a savings account for you?" Mother suggested. Cathy was delighted.
"It's your account, darling," Mother said as they arrived at the bank, "so you fill out the application."
Cathy was doing fine until she came to the space for "Name of your former bank." After a slight hesitation, she put down "Piggy."
The women were arguing noisily even in the court.
The judge, banging his gavel to quiet them, said, "We are going to do this in an orderly manner. I can't listen to all of you at once. I'll hear the oldest first."
The case was dismissed for lack of testimony.
Bank Name
Mother decided that 10-year-old Cathy should get something "practical" for her birthday.
"Suppose we open a savings account for you?" Mother suggested. Cathy was delighted.
"It's your account, darling," Mother said as they arrived at the bank, "so you fill out the application."
Cathy was doing fine until she came to the space for "Name of your former bank." After a slight hesitation, she put down "Piggy."
..too funny!! Love you my sister!!
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