Mirror on the wall

Shrek, Angelina Jolie and Brad Pitt were all
having lunch together. Shrek said, I've always thought that I'm the
strongest man in the world, but how can I be sure?

Angelina Jolie agreed. 'I'm told I'm the most
gorgeous of them all, but sometimes I wonder.'

Brad Pitt said, 'I'm pretty sure I'm the
sexiest man alive but I've never h ad it confirmed.'

They all decided that the best way to find out
if their beliefs were true was to ask the famed talk ing 'mirror,
mirror on the wall' to confirm for them whether Shrek was the
strongest, Angelina Jolie was the most gorgeous and Brad Pitt was the
sexiest. They agreed to meet again the next day for lunch to discuss
their findings.

The next day Shrek walked up with a smile.
'Well, it's true. The mirror told me that I am the strongest man in
the world.

Brad Pitt perked up and said: 'And I know for
sure that I'm the sexiest man alive.'

But Angelina Jolie lifted her sad, gorgeous
face and said.......
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Loved it just loved it