Dirty job but somebody has got to do it.

Our economy need a shot of stumilation so I went shopping. I didn't need anything or want anything but felt like it was my patriotic duty. I spent enough that the government should be able to operate for .0000000001 of a second. But I sure had fun doing it.
Got a new pair of jeans(size 6) and a new red pullover sweater( size x-large) I'm going to keep on until everything I own is red. When a smart mouth young man got on the bus this morning he kept saying theres no place like home. Theres no place like home. I realized he was refering to my ruby red shoes. I told him if he didn't want meet the Wicked Witch of the West sit down and shut up. Have a good afternoon. I'm going after my kiddies. Love, Miss Mary