Railroad Woes

Vickie G.
on 11/6/08 8:10 pm - AL
Two drunk farmers are helping each other home late one night, staggering down the railroad tracks. After about half a mile, Vern declares. with some annoyance, "Shoot, this sure is a long staircase!"

At that Chet slurs back, "Well, it ain't the stairs that're botherin' me so much as these stinkin' low handrails."

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Nothing tastes as good as being thinner feels.

I have to walk early in the morning, before my brain figures out what I'm doing.


"Obstacles are what we see when we take our eyes off the goal." 






      

                                                                                                          

                                                              

 

                                                               
               
                                           
                                                  

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                               









                                                 





















  























CrookedToupee
on 11/6/08 9:06 pm
...good one
Vickie G.
on 11/6/08 9:10 pm - AL
I thought of you as I was posting


Nothing tastes as good as being thinner feels.

I have to walk early in the morning, before my brain figures out what I'm doing.


"Obstacles are what we see when we take our eyes off the goal." 






      

                                                                                                          

                                                              

 

                                                               
               
                                           
                                                  

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                               









                                                 





















  























(deactivated member)
on 11/6/08 11:07 pm - Decatur, AL
omgs vickie, i feel like I'VE been drinking! lookin' at your new avie i'm seeing double! cute cute
Vickie G.
on 11/6/08 11:50 pm - AL
My Motto : Gotta get your Smile On Cool


Nothing tastes as good as being thinner feels.

I have to walk early in the morning, before my brain figures out what I'm doing.


"Obstacles are what we see when we take our eyes off the goal." 






      

                                                                                                          

                                                              

 

                                                               
               
                                           
                                                  

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                               









                                                 





















  























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