A PRAYER

DEAR GOD,
WE REALLY NEED YOUR HELP O GOD ALMIGHTY! THESE PEOPLE COME OVER TO OUR BOARDS AND HAVE WREAKED HAVOK.I WANT TO COME TO YOU AND PRAY FOR THESE PEOPLES' SOULS.THEY NEED YOU JESUS PLEASE COME INTO THEIR HEART TONIGHT AND LET THEM HAVE PEACE.GOD I AM ASKING ALOT OF YOU RIGHT NOW BUT THEY NEED YOU.PLEASE HELP THEM UNDERSTAND ABOUT OPINIONS AND FREEDOM OF SPEECH AND REMEMBER WHAT THIS SIDE OF THE BOARD REALLY IS.JESUS WE HAVE A LOVING FAMILY BOARD HERE AND WOULD WELCOME THEM IF THEY DON'T BRING THAT DEVIL WITH THEM.I KNOW LORD YOU CAN WARD OFF THE DEVIL ALL THIS EVILNESS.IN YOUR NAME,I PRAY AMEN!!



WITH GOD'S AMAZING LOVE,
BRANDY

LOL!!! i love it!!!

What a hypocritical prayer. Born and raised a Christian and forced to stand with the honest atheists.

*waves hands in air* And Wiccans!!! Don't forget us Wiccans!!! We're pretty honest, too!!!

Sorry, dear. I didn't mean to leave you out.

Blessings,
Karen

Burn, Witch, Burn!  LOL!!!

 

Dear FLYING SPAGHETTI MONSTER,

Please grant me the strength to not wanna *****SLAP those that condescendingly pray for me to an imaginary deity.  I don't need superstition and fairy tales to lead a full life.  I also am a good and honest person just because it is RIGHT, not merely to please a bully god.

For thine art thy ziti, thy elbow and thy linguini.

(R)Amen.

Brandy,

What we need to do is pray and notdefend ourselves. It's a very scary thing to mock God and my heart is heavy that I've seen some of that. We don't all believe the same but respect is due. I know that if it wasn't for my belief in God I would be giving up about now but thank the Lord I do believe. The peace that Christians have can only be felt and hardly described to others. They may not want our prayers but that's all I have to give and I give it freely and lovingly.

Love,
DebbieDoo