A funny from me

Little-Ladybug
on 10/28/08 11:55 pm - Chatom, AL

Forgive me Juju and Vickie for stepping in on your territory but a friend sent these to me and I figure as many laughs as we can have is a good thing.

KIDS IN CHURCH

3-year-old Reese :

'Our Father, Who does art in heaven,

Harold is His name.

Amen.'

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A little boy was overheard praying:

'Lord, if you can't make me a better boy, don't worry about it.

I'm having a real good time like I am.'

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After the christening of his baby brother in church,

Jason sobbed all the way home in the back seat of the car.

His father asked him three times what was wrong.

Finally, the boy replied,

'That preacher said he wanted us brought up in a Christian home,

and I wanted to stay with you guys.'

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One particular four-year-old prayed,

'And forgive us our trash baskets

as we forgive those who put trash in our baskets.'

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A Sunday school teacher asked her children as they

were on the way to church service,

'And why is it necessary to be quiet in church?'

One bright little girl replied,

'Because people are sleeping.'

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A mother was preparing pancakes for her sons, Kevin 5, and Ryan 3.

The boys began to argue over who would get the first pancake.

Their mother saw the opportunity for a moral lesson.

'If Jesus were sitting here, He would say,

'Let my brother have the first pancake, I can wait.'

Kevin turned to his younger brother and said,

'Ryan, you be Jesus!'

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A father was at the beach with his children

when the four-year-old son ran up to him,

grabbed his hand, and led him to the shore

where a seagull lay dead in the sand.

'Daddy, what happened to him?' the son asked.

'He died and went to Heaven,' the Dad replied.

The boy thought a moment and then said,

'Did God throw him back down?'

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A wife invited some people to dinner.

At the table, she turned to their six-year-old daughter and said,

'Would you like to say the blessing?'

'I wouldn't know what to say,' the girl replied.

'Just say what you hear Mommy say,' the wife answered.

The daughter bowed her head and said, 'Lord, why on earth did I invite all these people to dinner?'

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Vickie G.
on 10/29/08 12:02 am - AL

REALIZE Band on 03/30/09

This is amazing I got up this AM and was going to post that I do the Jokes and was going to post for you all to post me your Jokes so I could Laugh

Isn't that amazing ?

Nothing tastes as good as being thinner feels.

I have to walk early in the morning, before my brain figures out what I'm doing.

"Obstacles are what we see when we take our eyes off the goal."

jujujudy
on 10/29/08 12:12 am - Russellville, AL

RNY on 11/06/06

Debbie,you are so forgiven,feel free to post your funnies anytime.I love reading them..

Carmen G.
on 10/29/08 12:51 am - Lincoln, AL

Tealrose
on 10/29/08 4:50 am, edited 10/29/08 4:52 am - Chickasaw, AL

RNY on 10/11/04

I love it!!! Children do say the BEST things at the WORST times!!!

To share a real life kidstalk with you. My 3 year old grandson, Ethan is a very tough little guy. He had gotten into a bad habit this summer of trying to catch bees! Yes I said bees. They would sting him and that was it. He wouldn't even cry. Well the 5th bee he was chasing stung him on his eye and it hurt...it swelled up really bad and he did cry. He now does NOT chase or try to catch bees.

When my DD asked him what he wanted to be for Halloween, he said he wanted to be scary and he chose a bumble bee costume. DD asked why and he said because bees are scary. The headpiece is a hood (I haven't see it). He put it on in the store and was walking around and everyone would stop him and say "Aren't you cute!" and he would reply (to everyone) "No, I not, I scary" He then would proceed to point his little bottom at them and say in his scariest voice, "I Sting you!!!" She said the reaction was priceless.

Needless to say...I can hardly wait until Halloween. I may have to go trick or treating with them to see how many people he stings. Oh yeah, DD did make him a stinger for the back of his costume!!!

Christ's peace,

Connie aka Teal Rose

Michele Luv
on 10/29/08 6:33 am - Birmingham, AL

RNY on 07/27/06

I Love it Debbie too cute and so true!!! Love you~ Michele

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