What is Butt Dust???
What, you ask, is 'Butt dust?' Read on and you'll discover the joy in it!
These have to be original and genuine. No adult is this creative!!
JACK (age 3) was watching his Mom breast-feeding his new baby sister.
After a while he asked: 'Mom why have you got two? Is one for hot and
one for cold milk?'
MELANIE (age 5) asked her Granny how old she was. Granny replied she
Was so old she didn't remember any more. Melanie said, 'If you don't
Remember you must look in the back of your panties. Mine say five to
Six.'
STEVEN (age 3) hugged and kissed his Mom good night. 'I love you so much That when you die I'm going to bury you outside my bedroom window.'
SUSAN (age 4) was drinking juice when she got the hiccups. 'Please
Don't give me this juice again,' she said, 'It makes my teeth cough.'
DJ (age 4) steppe d onto the bathroom scale and asked: 'How much do I
cost?'
MARC (age 4) was engrossed in a young couple that were hugging and
kissing in a restaurant. Without taking his eyes off them, he asked his
Dad: 'Why is he whispering in her mouth?'
CLINTON (age 5) was in his bedroom looking worried when his Mom asked what was troubling him, he replied, 'I don't know what'll happen with
this bed when I get married. How will my wife fit in it?'
JAMES (age 4) was listening to a Bible story. His Dad read: 'The man
named Lot was warned to take his wife and flee out of the city but his
wife looked back and was turned to salt.' Concerned, James asked: 'What
happened to the flea?'
TAMMY (age 4) was with her mother when they met an elderly, rather
wrinkled woman her Mom knew. Tammy looked at her for a while and then
asked, 'Why doesn't your skin fit your face?'
The sermon I think this Mom will never forget... This particular Sunday
sermon...'Dear Lord,' the minister began, with arms extended toward Heaven and a rapturous look on his upturned face. 'Without you, we are but dust...' He would have continued but at that moment my very obedient daughter who was listening leaned over to me and asked quite audibly in her shrill little four year old voice, 'Mom, what is butt dust?'
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