then the fight started

And then the fight started....

> I've posted this twice, maybe it will go thru this time. Love, Miss Mary

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> 

>  My wife sat down on the couch next to me as I was flipping channels.

> She asked, 'What's on TV?' I said, 'Dust.' And then the fight started.

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>  My wife was hinting about what she wanted for our upcoming anniversary.

> She said, 'I want something shiny that goes from 0 to 150 in about 3

> seconds.' I bought her a scale. And then the fight started.

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>  When I got home last night, my wife demanded that I take her someplace

> expensive... so, I took her to a gas station... And then the fight

> started....

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>  After retiring, I went to the Social Security office to apply for

> Social Security. The woman behind the counter asked me for my driver's

> license to verify my age. I looked in my pockets and realized I had left

> my wallet at home. I told the woman that I was very sorry, but I would

> have to go home and come back later. The woman said, 'Unbutton your

> shirt'. So I opened my shirt revealing my curly silver hair.. She said,

> 'That silver hair on your chest is proof enough for me' and she

> processed my Social Security application. When I got home, I excitedly

> told my wife about my experience at the Social Security office. She

> said, 'you should have dropped your pants. You might have gotten

> disability, too.' And then the fight started...

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>  My wife and I were sitting at a table at my high school reunion, and I

> kept staring at a drunken lady swigging her drink as she sat alone at a

> nearby table. My wife asked, 'Do you know her?' 'Yes,' I sighed, 'She's

> my old girlfriend. I understand she took to drinking right after we

> split up those many years ago, and I hear she hasn't been sober since.'

> 'My God!'

> says my wife, 'who would think a person could go on celebrating that

> long?'

> And then the fight started...

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>  I rear-ended a car this morning. So, there we were alongside the road

> and slowly the other driver got out of his car. You know how sometimes

> you just get soooo stressed and little things just seem funny? Yeah,

> well I couldn't believe it... he was a DWARF!!! He stormed over to my

> car, looked up at me, and shouted, 'I AM NOT HAPPY!' So, I looked down

> at him and said, 'Well, then which one are you?' And then the fight

> started...

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Hey Miss Mary Love you !!

(((Michele))))
How was church???
I missed having dinner with you! But sure did enjoy dinner with my family!
I didn't get those coupons! But I got 5 cards all telling me they were praying for my MawMaw...
No free gift either!!!! Oh well...
I did love those precious cards though.. so thoughtful!!

(((((((Julie)))))))) my Sister..I missed you last night..I know you had a great time with you family. Supper was good and church was GREAT..brother Kevin is doing revival in Bowling Green KY..but Brother Roy done a GREAT job.
Had my 2nd support group @ Walker tonight..we had a Wonderful GROUP and I got to see my girl Jennifer...she looks FABULOUS.  Enjoy your family my sis..see ya soon!! Love YOU~Michele