Thur,Haha!

jujujudy
on 10/22/08 9:48 pm - Russellville, AL

A cabbie picks up a Nun

       She gets into the cab, and notices that the VERY handsome cab driver won't stop staring at her.

       She asks him why he is staring.

       He replies: 'I have a question to ask you but I don't want to offend you.'

       She answers, 'My son, you cannot offend me. When you're as old as I am and have been a nun as long as I have, you get a chance to see and hear just about everything. I'm sure that there's nothing you could say or ask that I would find offensive.'

       'Well, I've always had a fantasy to have a nun kiss me.'

       She responds, 'Well, let's see what we can do about that: #1, you have to be single and #2, you must be Catholic.'

       The cab driver is very excited and says, 'Yes, I'm single and Catholic!'

       'OK' the nun says. 'Pull into the next alley.'

       The nun fulfills his fantasy, with a kiss that would make a hooker blush.

       But when they get back on the road, the cab driver starts crying.

       'My dear child,' says the nun, 'why are you crying?'

       'Forgive me but I've sinned. I lied and I must confess, I'm married and I'm Jewish.'

       The nun says, 'That's OK. My name is Kevin and I'm going to a Halloween party.'

       HAPPY HALLOWEEN !!!

Vickie G.
on 10/22/08 9:49 pm - AL

REALIZE Band on 03/30/09

Love it !!!!

Nothing tastes as good as being thinner feels.

I have to walk early in the morning, before my brain figures out what I'm doing.

"Obstacles are what we see when we take our eyes off the goal."

jujujudy
on 10/22/08 9:51 pm - Russellville, AL

RNY on 11/06/06

Good morning Vickie,what you doing up so early??

Vickie G.
on 10/22/08 9:56 pm - AL

REALIZE Band on 03/30/09

Well I am a early bird have been up since 4 I have to do the wifely duty and kick the hub to work

Whats your excuse ?

My computer is in my bedroom and I can't get on til the hub gets up for work

Nothing tastes as good as being thinner feels.

I have to walk early in the morning, before my brain figures out what I'm doing.

"Obstacles are what we see when we take our eyes off the goal."