The plus sign
There was a little boy and he was failing math. He had never had a good grade in it and on his last report card he had an F so his parents decided to send him to a Catholic school. The first day he came on walked through the kitchen got a glass of water and went to his room to study not saying a word to either of his parents. The second day he did the same thing again. This went on for about two months. He got his report card and came home got a glass of water laid his report card on the table and went to his room to study. His mom was starting to get worried so she opened his report card and sure enough he had achieved an A in Math. She was very concerned as to why he could do it now but he didn't study when he was in regular school, so she went upstairs to his room and ask him. "Son I see you got an A in Math. Was it the discipline?" "No," he said. "Was it the nuns?" "No," he said. "Well, what was it then?" she ask. The boy replied back, "Well the first day I went to that school and saw that boy they had nailed to the plus sign. . . I knew they weren't fooling around .I was gonna get an A." |