Sauna Ladies
Three women - one German, one Japanese and a hillbilly
were sitting naked in a sauna. Suddenly there was a
beeping sound.
The German pressed her forearm and the beep stopped.
The others looked at her questioningly. "That was my
pager," she said.
"I have a microchip under the skin of my arm."
A few minutes later, a phone rang. The Japanese woman
lifted her palm to her ear. When she finished, she
explained, "That was my mobile phone. I have a
microchip in my hand."
The hillbilly woman felt decidedly low tech. Not to be
outdone, she decided she had to do something just as
impressive. She stepped out of the sauna and went to
the bathroom. She returned with a piece of toilet
paper hanging from her behind. The others raised their
eyebrows and stared at her. The hillbilly woman
finally said, "Well, will you look at that, I'm
gettin' a fax."
were sitting naked in a sauna. Suddenly there was a
beeping sound.
The German pressed her forearm and the beep stopped.
The others looked at her questioningly. "That was my
pager," she said.
"I have a microchip under the skin of my arm."
A few minutes later, a phone rang. The Japanese woman
lifted her palm to her ear. When she finished, she
explained, "That was my mobile phone. I have a
microchip in my hand."
The hillbilly woman felt decidedly low tech. Not to be
outdone, she decided she had to do something just as
impressive. She stepped out of the sauna and went to
the bathroom. She returned with a piece of toilet
paper hanging from her behind. The others raised their
eyebrows and stared at her. The hillbilly woman
finally said, "Well, will you look at that, I'm
gettin' a fax."
OH MY too funny 
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