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48 Years of Marriage
After being married for 48 years, I took a careful look at
my wife one day and said, 'Honey, 48 years ago we had
a cheap apartment, a cheap car, slept on a sofa bed and
watched a 10-inch black and white TV, but I got to sleep
every night with a hot 24-year-old gal. Now I have a
$400,000.00 home, two Cadillacs, nice big bed and flat
screen TV, but I'm sleeping with a 71-year-old woman.
It seems to me that you're not holding up your side of
things. My wife is a very reasonable woman. She told me to go out and find a hot 24-year-old gal, and she would make sure that I would once again be living in a cheap apartment, driving a cheap car, sleeping on a sofa bed and watching a 10-inch black and white TV. Aren't older women great? They really know how to solve a mid-life crisis...PRICELESS!
After being married for 48 years, I took a careful look at
my wife one day and said, 'Honey, 48 years ago we had
a cheap apartment, a cheap car, slept on a sofa bed and
watched a 10-inch black and white TV, but I got to sleep
every night with a hot 24-year-old gal. Now I have a
$400,000.00 home, two Cadillacs, nice big bed and flat
screen TV, but I'm sleeping with a 71-year-old woman.
It seems to me that you're not holding up your side of
things. My wife is a very reasonable woman. She told me to go out and find a hot 24-year-old gal, and she would make sure that I would once again be living in a cheap apartment, driving a cheap car, sleeping on a sofa bed and watching a 10-inch black and white TV. Aren't older women great? They really know how to solve a mid-life crisis...PRICELESS!