We know how old you are
Three
mischievous old Grandmas were sitting on a bench outside a nursing home when
an old Grandpa walked by.
And
one of the old Grandmas yelled out saying, "We bet we can tell exactly
how old you are." The
old man said, "There is no way you can guess it, you old fools." One
of the old Grandmas said, "Sure we can! Just drop your pants and under
shorts and we can tell your exact age." Embarrassed
just a little, but anxious to prove they couldn't do it,he dropped his
drawers. The
Grandmas asked him to first turn around a couple of times and to jump up
and down several times. Then
they all piped up and said, "You're 87 years old!" Standing
with his pants down around his ankles, the old gent asked,"How in the
world did you guess?" Slapping
their knees and grinning from ear to ear, the three old ladies happily
yelled in unison - - "We
were at your birthday party yesterday!"
mischievous old Grandmas were sitting on a bench outside a nursing home when
an old Grandpa walked by.
And
one of the old Grandmas yelled out saying, "We bet we can tell exactly
how old you are." The
old man said, "There is no way you can guess it, you old fools." One
of the old Grandmas said, "Sure we can! Just drop your pants and under
shorts and we can tell your exact age." Embarrassed
just a little, but anxious to prove they couldn't do it,he dropped his
drawers. The
Grandmas asked him to first turn around a couple of times and to jump up
and down several times. Then
they all piped up and said, "You're 87 years old!" Standing
with his pants down around his ankles, the old gent asked,"How in the
world did you guess?" Slapping
their knees and grinning from ear to ear, the three old ladies happily
yelled in unison - - "We
were at your birthday party yesterday!"
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