SOCIAL SECURITY SEX

Vickie G.
on 10/7/08 2:47 am - AL

Two men were talking. So, how's your sex life?"

"Oh, nothing special. I'm having Social Security sex."

"Social Security sex?"

"Yeah, you know - I get a little each month, but not enough to live on!"

ROTFL

Nothing tastes as good as being thinner feels.

I have to walk early in the morning, before my brain figures out what I'm doing.

"Obstacles are what we see when we take our eyes off the goal."