Watch What You Sing

Vickie G.
on 10/5/08 11:00 pm - AL

A minister decided to do something a little different one Sunday morning.
He said "Today, in church, I am going to say a single word and you are
going to help me preach. Whatever single word I say, I want you to sing
whatever hymn that comes to your mind.

The pastor shouted out "CROSS ."
Immediately the congregation started singing in unison, "THE OLD RUGGED CROSS."

The pastor hollered out "GRACE" The congregation
began to sing "AMAZING GRACE, how sweet the sound."

The pastor said "POWER" The congregation sang "THERE IS POWER IN THE BLOOD."

The Pastor said "SEX" The congregation fell into
total silence. Everyone was in shock. They all nervously began to look around at each other afraid to say anything.

Then all of a sudden, way from in the back of the church, a little old
87 year old grandmother stood up and began to sing "PRECIOUS MEMORIES."

 


Nothing tastes as good as being thinner feels.

I have to walk early in the morning, before my brain figures out what I'm doing.


"Obstacles are what we see when we take our eyes off the goal." 






      

                                                                                                          

                                                              

 

                                                               
               
                                           
                                                  

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                               









                                                 





















  























jeanniejax
on 10/5/08 11:17 pm - Nappy Valley , AL
Michele Luv
on 10/5/08 11:27 pm - Birmingham, AL

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Jennifer B.
on 10/6/08 12:19 am - Townley, AL
 too funny!
beforeandafter6-9-09.jpg image by jennismurf205
Surgery date: Aug. 28, 2008.  Start weight 489 -  Current weight on March 29th 2009 368 - Goal weight 180 
Have lost 145 pounds so far.
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