THE MIRACLE OF TOILET PAPER

Fresh from my shower, I stand in front of the mirror complaining to my husband that my breasts are too small. Instead of characteristically
telling me it's not so, he uncharacteristically comes up with a suggestion.

"If you want your breasts to grow, then every day take a piece of toilet paper and rub it between them for a few seconds."

Willing to try anything, I fetch a piece of toilet paper and stand in front of the mirror, rubbing it between my breasts. How long will this take?" I asked.
 

"They will grow larger over a period of years," my husband replies.
 

I stopped. " Do you really think rubbing a piece of toilet paper between my breasts every day will make my breasts larger over the years?"
 

Without missing a beat he says, "Worked for your butt, didn't it?"
 

He's still alive, and with a great deal of therapy, he may even walk again.
 

Stupid, stupid man.

Too funny...Have a Wonderful BLESSED SONday my friend!!
Love Ya,
Michele