Preaching to the cat :)

queenieredhead
on 10/3/08 1:31 pm - Huntsville, AL
Johnny's Mother looked out the window and noticed
him 'playing church' with their cat.  He had the cat sitting quietly and he was preaching to it.  She smiled and went about her work.

A while later she heard loud meowing and
hissing and ran back to the open window to see Johnny baptizing the cat in a tub
of water.  She called out, 'Johnny, stop that!  The cat is afraid of water!'  

Johnny looked up at her and said,
  'He should have thought about that before he joined my church.'

"Life is too short not to be happy."

Vickie G.
on 10/3/08 7:56 pm - AL


Nothing tastes as good as being thinner feels.

I have to walk early in the morning, before my brain figures out what I'm doing.


"Obstacles are what we see when we take our eyes off the goal." 






      

                                                                                                          

                                                              

 

                                                               
               
                                           
                                                  

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                               









                                                 





















  























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