Wed.Haha!Im so bad
There was a church down in South Carolina that had a very big-busted organist. Her breasts were so huge they bounced and jiggled while she played the organ.
Unfortunately, she distracted the congregation considerably. The very proper church ladies were appalled. They said something had to be done about this or they would have to get another organist.
One of the ladies approached the organist very discreetly and told her to mash up some green persimmons, and rub them on her breasts and maybe they would shrink in size. She warned the organist not to eat any of the green persimmons because they are so sour, they would make her mouth pucker up and she wouldn't be able to talk properly for a while.
The organist agreed to try it.
The following Sunday morning the minister got up on the pulpit and said,
'Dew to thir****thanthis bewond my contwol we will not hath a Thermon tew day'
Unfortunately, she distracted the congregation considerably. The very proper church ladies were appalled. They said something had to be done about this or they would have to get another organist.
One of the ladies approached the organist very discreetly and told her to mash up some green persimmons, and rub them on her breasts and maybe they would shrink in size. She warned the organist not to eat any of the green persimmons because they are so sour, they would make her mouth pucker up and she wouldn't be able to talk properly for a while.
The organist agreed to try it.
The following Sunday morning the minister got up on the pulpit and said,
'Dew to thir****thanthis bewond my contwol we will not hath a Thermon tew day'
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