Inner Peace

Inner Peace

I am passing this on to you because it definitely works, and we could all
use a little more calmness in our lives. By following simple advice heard on
the Dr. Phil show, you too can find inner peace. Dr. Phil proclaimed, 'The
way to achieve inner peace is to finish all the things you have started and
have never finished.' So, I looked around my house to see all the things I
started and hadn't finished, and before the morning was over I finished off
a bottle of Zinfandel, a bottle of Bailey's Irish Cream, a package of
Oreo's, the remainder of my old Prozac prescription, the rest of the
cheesecake, some Doritos, and a box of chocolates. You have no idea how
 good I feel right now. Love, Miss Mary