Bridal Registry?

(deactivated member)
on 9/25/08 9:47 pm - Midland City, AL

I FINALLY found where Randall and Lucy registered for their wedding.  It took me a long time but I found it

Jacob, age 92, and Rebecca, age 89, are all excited about their decision to get married. They go for a stroll to discuss the wedding and on the way they pass a drugstore. Jacob
suggests they go in. Jacob addresses the man behind the counter:

'Are you the owner?' The pharmacist answers yes.

Says Jacob: 'We're about to get married. Do you sell heart medication?'

Pharmacist: 'Of course we do.'

Jacob: 'How about medicine for circulation?'
Pharmacist: 'All kinds.'

Jacob: 'Medicine for rheumatism, scoliosis? '

Pharmacist: 'Definitely.'

Jacob: 'Medicine for memory problems, arthritis, jaundice?'

Pharmacist: 'Yes, a large variety. The works.'

Jacob: 'What about vitamins, sleeping pills, Geritol, antidotes for Parkinson's disease?'

Pharmacist: 'Absolutely.'

Jacob: 'You sell wheelchairs and walkers?'

Pharmacist: 'All speeds and sizes.'

Jacob says to the pharmacist: 'We'd like to register here for our wedding gifts, please.'

 

Michele Luv
on 9/25/08 10:00 pm - Birmingham, AL

FOR REUNION INFO.. use the link below!!
ObesityHelp Certified Support Group Leader
http://www.obesityhelp.com/group/MicheleLuv/messageboard/

Randall Culpepper
on 9/25/08 10:03 pm - Guntersville, AL
GIRL!!  YOU ARE NOT RIGHT!  
For every Goliath, there is a Stone! His name is Jesus!"
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(deactivated member)
on 9/25/08 10:05 pm - Midland City, AL
Do you prefer the Jazzy chair or the scooter with the shopping basket?  Lucy can ride in your lap with either 
Julie C.
on 9/25/08 10:19 pm - Gulf Shores, AL
Rofl!! I needed that laugh! you are such a hoot Gwen!

"DON'T WORRY ABOUT TOMMORROW, GOD IS ALREADY THERE!"
JULIE 
Certified OH Support Group Leader - Weigh Down (Baldwin County)
 RNY 1/17/06
 

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