Hostage in my own home

Last month I came home and "my" ragdoll cat was outside. My cats have never been out. I came in the house expecting to find I had been burgerlized. But instead I find all three cats in the livingroom eagerly awaiting my arrivial(okay they were asleep Frank on the couch, Amos in the easy chair and Teddy, the rag doll on the telephone table.) So I knew right away Teddy couldn't be in two places at once. I got to compairing them and my Teddys eyes are darker and Teddy 2 has lighter hair. I won't let Teddy 2 in the house. I have feed him a 18 pound bag of cat food in the past 2-3 weeks. He eats more than the three inside cats. I was getting ready for work this morning and went on the porch and there was a beautiful solid gray kitten with light blue eyes. I thought oh no. I can't afford another cat. Came back in the house and go more catfood to take out and there was Teddy 2 the blue eyed gray and 2 ragdoll with beautiful blue eyes. I just threw up my hand and prayed, Lord Please don't send me more cats. A few minutes later I went back out and two other grown cats had joined them. Six cats on the front porch and three in the house. So I am scared to go out on the porch I sure don't want to find any more cats or kittens. ANYBODY WANT A CAT
I haven't sent Randall and Lucys wedding gift yet. Anybody want to guess what they are getting. Be careful if you get a package in the mail from me in the next few weeks. Check for leaks before you open. I could send one to my secret pal but she would know who sent it and would probably mail it back. This would be a good way for all ya'll to get rid of your unwanted kittens. Send them to somebody and sign from your secret pal. You know I would get the blame now.
E-mail me with directions to your home. I will deliver. Love, Miss Mary

 God bless you Miss Mary! I'd have run them off or called our local pet place to come get them. I'm not a cat person. But I use to collect dogs like you collect cats. Hubby was no help either since he was a cop and collected peoples left overs when they moved. Guess who brought them home.

only you Miss Mary,you will be so blessed for your compassion and love for animals..Juju

I just love you Miss Mary!!!!  We use to collect cats.  We live on a culdesac and people use to come up here and "dump" animals.  It has kind of stopped.  However, we do have 2 cats still.  Maybe all of the cats are talking to each other about you and telling them about that sweet lady that will feed them if they go there.  You are a very special person to take care of all of those kitties.  Ummm but do me one favor....don't make any deliveries to Lincoln, AL.   Love you!!!

Miss Mary you are so precious!! Thanks so much for the laugh..sounds like they are having  a kitty cat party on your porch and forgot to tell ya.
Love ya,
Michele

sounds like they are having  a kitty cat party on your porch


And I bet they ain't "spayed and neutered" either so Aunt Mary will really have fun in a few weeks  She will be climbing on top of that bus getting in the tree for herself

Oh Miss Mary!!!
I bet those cats are sharing the story of that sweet lady that feeds LOTS of cat food in a 2 week period!!!
Bless you heart!
I've moved.. no forwarding address!!! I have 2 yorkies and a cat!! Yikes!

OK I admit it.  I put your address in the Swapper along with a note stating that cats were welcome.  I tried to get you take those two stray dogs that frequent my neighborhood.  They will run the cats off so now I bet you will want them.  When do you want me to deliver them?  BTW you will need to get some dog food.

Glenn.

If I can't have the dog I want I just won't have one. Let me know when you are ready to deliver Princess, in fact I'll make a special trip to pick her up. Love, Mary

Aunt Mary,
I tell ya what....you make the trip for Princess, I'll make the trip for Shadow and they will still have Lacey!  I think that is a great idea!