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SPAGHETTI !!!!!
>
> For several years, a man was having an affair with an Italian woman.
>
> One night, she confided in him that she was pregnant. Not wanting to ruin
> His reputation or his marriage, He paid her a large sum of money if she
> Would go to Italy to secretly have the child. If she stayed in Italy to
> Raise the child, he would also provide child support until the child turned
> 18.
>
> She agreed, but asked how he would know when the baby was born. To keep it
> Discrete, he told her to simply mail him a post card, and write 'Spaghetti'
> On the back. He would then arrange for the child support payments to begin.
>
> One day, about 9 months later, he came home to his confused wife. 'Honey,'
> She said, 'you received a very strange post card today.'
>
> 'Oh, just give it to me and I'll explain it later,' he said. The wife obeyed
> And watched as her husband read the card, turned white, and fainted.
>
> On the card was written: 'Spaghetti, Spaghetti, Spaghetti, Spaghetti, and
> Spaghetti.
>
> Three with meatballs, two without.
>
> Send extra sauce.'
>
> For several years, a man was having an affair with an Italian woman.
>
> One night, she confided in him that she was pregnant. Not wanting to ruin
> His reputation or his marriage, He paid her a large sum of money if she
> Would go to Italy to secretly have the child. If she stayed in Italy to
> Raise the child, he would also provide child support until the child turned
> 18.
>
> She agreed, but asked how he would know when the baby was born. To keep it
> Discrete, he told her to simply mail him a post card, and write 'Spaghetti'
> On the back. He would then arrange for the child support payments to begin.
>
> One day, about 9 months later, he came home to his confused wife. 'Honey,'
> She said, 'you received a very strange post card today.'
>
> 'Oh, just give it to me and I'll explain it later,' he said. The wife obeyed
> And watched as her husband read the card, turned white, and fainted.
>
> On the card was written: 'Spaghetti, Spaghetti, Spaghetti, Spaghetti, and
> Spaghetti.
>
> Three with meatballs, two without.
>
> Send extra sauce.'
TOO FUNNY!! I am making Crock Pot Spaghetti for Lucy's family tonight! 
I'll have to remember to tell them this one! LOve ya JUju and see you in 10 days!!
Love it JuJu!! Have a Wonderful BLESSED Day my friend!!Love You,
Michele
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Hey my tidy friend. I sure have missed your daily HaHas. This one is so funny. How have you been?
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