I AM IN PAIN!!
OH I am hurting! Is this why I am getting married?
At Sunday school they were teaching how God created everything, including human beings. Little Johnny seemed especially intent when they told him how Eve was created out of one of Adam's ribs.
Later in the week his mother noticed him lying down as though he were ill, and said, Johnny what is the matter? Little Johnny responded, "I have a pain in my side. I think I'm going to have a wife."
Proverbs 17:22 says "A merry heart doeth good like a medicine, but a broken spirit drieth the bones."
OH JUST GO AHEAD AND LAUGH! You know you want to!!
At Sunday school they were teaching how God created everything, including human beings. Little Johnny seemed especially intent when they told him how Eve was created out of one of Adam's ribs.
Later in the week his mother noticed him lying down as though he were ill, and said, Johnny what is the matter? Little Johnny responded, "I have a pain in my side. I think I'm going to have a wife."
Proverbs 17:22 says "A merry heart doeth good like a medicine, but a broken spirit drieth the bones."
OH JUST GO AHEAD AND LAUGH! You know you want to!!
For every Goliath, there is a Stone! His name is Jesus!"
I have been told that before! HEEHEHEHEHE
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