The Biggest Lie

Vickie G.
on 9/2/08 9:33 pm - AL

A clergyman was walking down the street when he came upon a group of a few boys about 10 years of age, surrounding a dog. Concerned that the boys were hurting the animal, he went over and asked them what they were doing.

One of the boys replied, "This dog is an old neighborhood stray. We take him home with us sometimes, but only one of us can take him home. So we're having a contest: whichever one of us tells the biggest lie can take him home today."

Of course, the Reverend was shocked. "You boys shouldn't be having a contest telling lies!" he exclaimed. He then launched into a 10-minute sermon against lying, beginning, "Don't you boys know it's a sin to lie?" and ending with, "Why, when I was your age, I never told a lie."

There was complete silence for about a minute. As the Reverend smiled with satisfaction that he'd gotten through to them, the smallest boy gave a deep sigh. "All right," he said,
"give him the dog."


Nothing tastes as good as being thinner feels.

I have to walk early in the morning, before my brain figures out what I'm doing.


"Obstacles are what we see when we take our eyes off the goal." 






      

                                                                                                          

                                                              

 

                                                               
               
                                           
                                                  

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                               









                                                 





















  























Michele Luv
on 9/2/08 9:37 pm - Birmingham, AL
 Love it & YOU my friend!! Thanks for your daily laughs..what a wonderful way to start another BLESSED day!! How is your brother doing?
Love YOU!!
Michele

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Vickie G.
on 9/2/08 9:43 pm - AL
Well they won't let him sit up His BP bottoms out he is having test this morning . When he was going in to the hospital he passed out and fell and gashed his arm open all the way to the bone messed up his arteries gotta fix that too


Nothing tastes as good as being thinner feels.

I have to walk early in the morning, before my brain figures out what I'm doing.


"Obstacles are what we see when we take our eyes off the goal." 






      

                                                                                                          

                                                              

 

                                                               
               
                                           
                                                  

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                               









                                                 





















  























(deactivated member)
on 9/3/08 12:36 am
Wow Vickie. I'm so sorry to hear about this on top of the other. I'll continue to pray for him and the family.

Love you,
DebbieDoo
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