Tues,Haha!!
How the world works lately...
>
>
> If a man cuts his finger off while
> slicing salami at work,
> he blames the restaurant.
> If you smoke three packs a day
> for 40 years and die of lung cancer,
> your family blames the
> tobacco company
> If your neighbor crashes
> into a tree while driving home drunk,
> he blames the bartender.
> If your grandchildren are
> brats without manners,
> you blame television.
> If your friend is shot by a
> deranged madman,
> you blame the gun manufacturer.
> And if a crazed person breaks
> into the ****pit and
> tries to kill the pilot at 35,000 feet,
> kill him instead,
> the mother of the crazed deceased
> blames the airline.
I must have lived too long to
> understand the world
> as it is anymore.
> So, if I die while my
> old wrinkled ass is parked
> in front of this computer,
> I want all of you to
> blame Bill Gates.
>
>
> If a man cuts his finger off while
> slicing salami at work,
> he blames the restaurant.
> If you smoke three packs a day
> for 40 years and die of lung cancer,
> your family blames the
> tobacco company
> If your neighbor crashes
> into a tree while driving home drunk,
> he blames the bartender.
> If your grandchildren are
> brats without manners,
> you blame television.
> If your friend is shot by a
> deranged madman,
> you blame the gun manufacturer.
> And if a crazed person breaks
> into the ****pit and
> tries to kill the pilot at 35,000 feet,
> kill him instead,
> the mother of the crazed deceased
> blames the airline.
I must have lived too long to
> understand the world
> as it is anymore.
> So, if I die while my
> old wrinkled ass is parked
> in front of this computer,
> I want all of you to
> blame Bill Gates.
Love it JuJu and it is so true!! Have a BLESSED Day beautiful lady!!
Love ya,
Michele
Love ya,
Michele
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