Tues,Haha!!

jujujudy
on 8/25/08 10:06 pm - Russellville, AL
How the world works lately...
>
>
> If a man cuts his finger off while
> slicing salami at work,
> he blames the restaurant.

> If you smoke three packs a day
> for 40 years and die of lung cancer,
> your family blames the
> tobacco company

> If your neighbor crashes
> into a tree while driving home drunk,
> he blames the bartender.

> If your grandchildren are
> brats without manners,
> you blame television.

> If your friend is shot by a
> deranged madman,
> you blame the gun manufacturer.

> And if a crazed person breaks
> into the ****pit and
> tries to kill the pilot at 35,000 feet,
> kill him instead,
> the mother of the crazed deceased
> blames the airline.

I must have lived too long to
> understand the world
> as it is anymore.
> So, if I die while my
> old wrinkled ass is parked
>  in front of this computer,
> I want all of you to
> blame Bill Gates.
Jennifer B.
on 8/25/08 10:09 pm - Townley, AL
beforeandafter6-9-09.jpg image by jennismurf205
Surgery date: Aug. 28, 2008.  Start weight 489 -  Current weight on March 29th 2009 368 - Goal weight 180 
Have lost 145 pounds so far.
Louise A.
on 8/26/08 5:23 am - Anniston, AL
Judy I don't know where you found this or just thought it up, but it is so true in todays society. People have an excuse for everthing that goes wrong, and never want to put the blame where it belongs.
Michele Luv
on 8/26/08 8:34 am - Birmingham, AL
 Love it JuJu and it is so true!! Have a BLESSED Day beautiful lady!!
Love ya,
Michele

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