THE POPE GOES ON VACATION IN ALABAMA

THE POPE GOES ON VACATION IN ALABAMA





On a tour of Alabama, the Pope took a few days off to visit the
coast

for

some sightseeing. He was cruising along the beach in the
Pope-mobile

when

there was a frantic commotion just off shore.





A helpless man, wearing an Alabama University jersey, was
struggling

frantically to free himself from the jaws of a huge shark. As
the Pope

watched, horrified, a speedboat came racing up with three men
wearing

Auburn jerseys. One quickly fired a harpoon into the shark's

side.

The other two reached out and pulled the bleeding
semi-conscious

Alabama fan from the water. Then using heavy clubs the three
heroes beat the shark

to death and hauled it into the boat.



Immediately the Pope shouted and summoned them to the beach. "I
give

you my

blessing for your brave actions," he told the heroes. "Even in
Italy

I Have heard of the bitter hatred between your two colleges, but
I have now

seen with my own eyes it is not the truth".



As the Pope drove off the harpooner asked his buddies "Who was

that?"

"It was the Pope," one replied. "He is in direct contact with

God and is

considered very wise".


"Well," the harpooner said, "he may have great wisdom and

Direct contact with God, but he doesn't know anything about
shark fishing. . . . How

is the bait holding up?"

Thanks so much for the laugh Mis Mary!! Have a Wonderful BLESSED Day sweet lady!!
love ya,
Michele

Bad so bad.. LOL but funny!