And Who Are These for, Little Boy?

Vickie G.
on 8/20/08 3:38 am - AL

Two little boys go into the grocery store. One is nine, one is four. The
nine-year-old grabs a box of tampons from the shelf and carries it to the
register for checkout. The cashier asks, "Oh, these must be for your mom, huh?"

The nine-year-old replies, "Nope, not for my mom." Without thinking, the
cashier responded, "Well, they must be for your sister then?" The nine-year-old
responded, "Nope, not for my sister either."

The cashier had now become curious. "Oh. Not for your mom and not for your
sister -- then who are they for?"

The nine-year old say, "They're for my four-year-old little brother." The
cashier is surprised: "Your four year-old-brother?"

The nine-year-old explains: "Well yeah, they say on TV if you wear one of
these, you can swim or ride a bike -- and my little brother can't do either of
those things."

Nothing tastes as good as being thinner feels.

I have to walk early in the morning, before my brain figures out what I'm doing.

"Obstacles are what we see when we take our eyes off the goal."