Father of My Kids

A guy goes to the supermarket and notices an attractive woman waving at him.

She says hello.

He's rather taken aback because he can't place where he knows her from.

So he says, "Do you know me?"

To which she replies, "I think you're the father of one of my kids."

Now his mind travels back to the only time he has ever been unfaithful to his wife and says, "My God, are you the stripper from my bachelor party that I made love to on the pool table with all my buddies watching while your partner whipped my butt with wet celery???"

She looks into his eyes and says calmly, "No, I'm your son's teacher."

You are a HOOT girlie!! Hope you gave a Wonderful BLESSED weekend.
Love ya,
Michele

Mother and I were at WalMart one day and while waiting in line the man ahead of me spoke nicely to me. I answered. When he walked off Mother ask who he was and I told her I think he's the father of one of my kids(I drive a school bus) but I don't remember his name. The woman in line behind us gasped and went and got in another line. Like she didn't want to be near me in case being promiscues was contagous. Love, Miss Mary