I had a dream

I dreamed I died and went to heaven Saint Peter met me at the gate, He ask me. "Is it true that you did not do any kissing and hugging and petting while on earth" Yes, thats true. I answered. "Well, if that's true, what took you so long to get here. You've been dead a long time."
Everybody have a good night. Love, Miss Mary

  You're a mess Aunt Mary!